me, a girl: *gets into an uber*
uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”
me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”
Um…. what?
me, a girl: *gets into an uber*
uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”
me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”
Um …what ?
Oh shut the fuck up
ok guys so i just had a breakthrough
so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’
and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO
Latin nerd moment
Fuck
Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.
A visitor.
It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it
All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”
Thanks moon <3
Moon: YEET
The moon threw it away yay moon
the moon was having none of it
The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.
So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true
I like to see it as it desperately wanted to be a moon
if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january
Jesus
oh
The FUCK
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
S T O P
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.